Nomenclature....

Hi! people out here....pretty long time I've been silent but now that I speak again I shall yell some band names(strongly  & strangely irrespective of  genre) which remain Missed out by the minds out there behind the recording studio.So here I serve them ready to be grabbed:

BOVINE TEMPER

SPLATTER EFFECT

STERILE TRACHEA

FOSSIL'S BED

ACOUSTIC CUSS

CRASHED & BURNT

SKELETON CORSET

RANDOM HARMONICS

ADVANCED BASS

RECYCLED RHYTHM

HATE-BREED PRAYER

DEATH JOURNEY

EXPERIMENT NO.13

POPULATING HELL

BARKING DOG

COLD & BRITTLE

SPOONFUL BLOOD

RHYTHMIC CURSE

FULL MOON DAY

BINARY MIND

GRAVITY CALLING

PRANK RHYTHMS

TWO DECADES

GRAVE FOR MY GIRL

BARBIE BITCH

HALF-FINGERED ASS

CLOWN TEARS

NO FANS NO FOLLOWERS

PARANOID LOVE

LOVE ME TILL I BLEED

TAPOUT DEATH

FLUSHED LYRICS

TENSILE VOCAL

RENAME US

FILTHY FRET

RELOADED RUST

GENIUS FOOLS

SMALL OCEANS

ZODIAC ZOMBIE

206 BROKEN

EQUAL2ZERO

SLICED SOUL

BOO LOVERS

MELODIC BEGGAR

THIRSTY THROAT

VOCAL TORTURE

FAKE FACE

BELCHING MOUTH

BLOOD RED HAND

SMOKED AND BUSTED

INSANELY thinking.....

Long time and I'm back.Not basically back but i wanted to make a post in this blog before I go for a Cyber Holiday(sorry internet the real world needs me.....i need to fight with a monster called EXAMS).The word "INSANE" for me is an example of perfect combination of 6 alphabets.I just wanna say that being insane is not an option for me but it's inside me and I love being insane.So here comes the post for this summer:_:

6 most insane thoughts of INSANEKID:
1.Lets begin with love birds..your face brings death to me and everyday i can't die to live......boring
2.The currency should be made of some organic stuff....so that they can have sex and multiply
3.I can bet 100 bucks on this one.....one can enjoy better sex life when he/she is single....committed creatures sucks
4.You have sleeping problems??throw the sleeping pills in the dustbin and grab a course/study material....you can fall asleep soon
5.I'm pretty sure that I'm unqualified for heaven and disqualified from hell...that's why I'm shitting around on EARTH
6.Penis/Vagina should be the official sixth sense.They talk about sense organs and they forget the most basic one....sucks

who got nailed!!??......

Boss to secretary-"we'll go abroad for a week for a meeting,make arrangements".

Secretary calls her husband and says-"I and my boss are going for a meeting abroad for a week,you look after yourself".

Husband calls secret lover and says-"My wife's going abroad for a week,so let's spend the week together".

The secret lover calls the small boy for whom she takes tuition and says-"i have work for a week,so you need no come to class during this week".

Small boy to his dear grandpa-"grandpa,i do not have class this week because the teacher's busy,so let's spend the time together".


The grandpa(who's the boss)calls the secretary and says-"meeting is canceled.I'm spending the week with my grandson".

The secretary calls her husband says-"trip canceled.I'm coming back home".

The husband calls his secret lover and says-"you can't come home this week,my wife's trip is canceled".

The secret lover calls the little boy and says-"this week you have your classes as usual".

The little boy calls his grandpa-"sorry grandpa,my teacher says this week i have to attend classes".

Grandpa(boss) calls his secretary an says-"Don't worry.arrange for the meeting this week,we'll go".


now guess next what happens.......

Insane Kid's profile

Ummm... ok.... so we all have one or more(coz i know there are people with fake accounts) accounts in probably one or more so called fukin social networking sites.....lol....coz these sites really make the people unsocial........spending time hooking up at this shit when you should be actually socially active.....haha.......from my personal experience i can tell that.
Now while we sign up for these so called Social Networking sites we need to fill a stupid INFO form.......so here is how the INSANE kid fill's up this form:
User Name : Insane kid
Password:xxxxxxxxxx[lol....super secure 10 char password]

First Name : Insane
Second Name : Kid
Sex : Human with a dick
Birthday : Wednesday [thts birthDAY.....why give date??]
Hometown : Your Brain[not heart]
Interested in : Straight Gals[sorry gays and lesbians]
Political View : Total shit.........hate politics
Religious View : Ok! remember GOD before xam results
Activity : Social Networking......
Interests : Interested in total insanity.........[insane kid]
Favourite Music : Breaking Benjamin & Bullet for my valentine.......[don't write a bunch...coz nly fav]
Favourite TV Show : Only the ads in between the shows...hate all shows....
Favourite Movies : Any movie with a hot actress......no body cares about the story shit!
Favourite Book : Some novels......
Favourite Quotation : Born normal but you made me insane......[if the "you" reads this "you" will understand]
About Me : U wanna know abt me..... add me....or txt me!

nd finally this profile belongs to insane kid....so don't try to copy this.....

Declaimer:Guys and gals........stop Social Networking and start being Social............coz someday you 'll fukin realize tht this Social Networking shit has made you totally unsocial.......

do I love u or like u????I'm confused

Well I was not thinking over this topic and it came out all of a sudden, I knew what I was writing about. But then, when I wrote it all, I wasn’t sure!
i mean you are never sure over this love life or so called romantic topics.......you just can’t be!
When you are thinking about a girl, you can never be sure!! Well, 'thinking’ about her is just one thing.
You are not sure even when you write,talk, listen, read, drink, eat, watch,breathe,text,call etc..... etc...... about girls.
Oh! Oh!wait.....wait...I think I’m even not sure about how to do half of the things I mentioned above.!!They just freak me out....I go blank....like a bullet was shot right in my brain..
But then, as guys are, I tried to be sure. So, I tried to do some ‘analytical research’. I wonder if all the guys do it but I am sure that they all 'll agree on this.
I got to know that, it’s not only the guys who are not sure about girls. Instead, the reasearch in itself gave me a reason. The conclusion of the research was very strange!!!!.........
Let me be SURE about this that i’m[insane kid] not accusing anyone here.It's just an outbrust of of what I feel...and not what I want to feel....
And the other person not sure about a girl is, off course,without doubt, the girl herself......even girls are confused about the guy factor..!! :O
Want some proof!! I got it for you.
* the girl wants the guy to be serious for her, if at all, but when a guy happens to be, he is IGNORED ......... kicked on his ass.....
* And if the guy is of the other type, why then when the guy flirts or tries to flirt, you go ‘ eeeEEEWWWWW!! How cheap..!!’and aain the guy gets kicked on his ass.........
* Keep on cursing the boys. ‘Boys are this,boys are that and all of them are the same...........and the list is too long to write down.’But then why always end up dating a guy?This above fact might not be true for the dating thing, but for sure every girl starts liking a guy one day..!!!irrespective of what she feels.........
Or may be not…
You know what I mean..?
* Confused, if someone asks something. I mean when it is not thought of.Lets take an example. And this is a real life example, not including me.
Vish:‘Hey !Avni I needed to talk.’[Avni I mean Avnika is the girl]
Avni:‘Yeah . VishSay it.’[Vish I mean Vishalis the guy]
Vish:Well I'm confused about how to say it!!.....
Avni:Hey don't worry....just say it dude!!
Vish:ummm.........ok...how to start..........I have been trying for a girl for a while........
Avni:Oh!......really...great....so who is the lucky girl.......
Vish:C'mon......don't know...she too know everything......but tries to avoid all the time.....
Avni:humm........ok.........keep me informed......if u succeed i need a party!!!!
Vish:omg.......this is total shit!!!shit...shit.....
Avni:What happened????You don't want to tell... no probs......
Vish:Hey!!! you just told me to inform the dead body that it has been murdered........
Avni:What????
Vish:You don't understand any thing...........really!!
Avni:I'm CONFUSED.....you called me the dead body!!
Vish:So what did you get about the murder??
Avni:You mean I murdered myself!!!!!!suicide!!!
Vish:You are a dumbass!!!!You understand everything but you never let me know that!!...
Avni:Dude i'm not that intelligent......please be straight forward.....
Vish:Ok...you just now ruined my KILLER proposal....so.....now your way.....‘Well,ummmmmm…I love you......’
Avni:‘Oh!’ Now what to say? :O
*After few long seconds of being in a shock and not even thinking about what to say,she opens up again.
Avni:‘I…I’msorry Vish,but I never thought about you like that.’.....I mean you were flirting with me thats ok....but this is all of a sudden........
*After some time, when the guy is ignored for a few days, the girls actually realizes the truth.She actually doesn’t like ignoring him! But , instead, she likes him!
*So, she finds a suitable situation, she finally talks to him.
Avni:‘ HEy Vish?’‘ I wonder if I should say this or not….’ still not sure..? ‘…but, I wanted to tell this to you.’
Vish:‘yup....…go on.’
Avni:‘Ilove you too.’
But you may still say, “It was a happy ending afterall.”
Well, yes. But real life would be a little less miserable for everyone,if you be sure.
I say everyone, because even guys would feel better.
To say the least, it’s not unknown, that guys have a tendency to think about girls. Yes , we think about you, but we are sure about what we are thinking about you, what our feelings are, but not about what you think.
And to end it, as every girl realizes in the end(I suppose!), not every guy is same as no girl is..!
So guys and gals.........time to grow up........just be confident....else......you know in real life the story may change......probably you would live to witness your gf/bf........hanging out with some one else..

My confession-:- List of thrashed dreams!!

If today is my last day and tomorrow would be too late....so time for some confession...
Actually it's the confession of WHAT I WANTED TO BECOME.........and today when I’m writing this virtually I’m mocking of me.coz what I’m doing now is way.....way far from what I wanted to be as a child!!!

Here's the list: (arranged in random order)

1. Teacher: coz as a kid (remember this) I loved all the teachers....but as I reached high school things changed....believe me now I hate them.... sucks!!!!

2. Chef (that's what I used to think till my last home coming) - because I loved making chicken...noodles....and some finishers...........but this home coming I broke two microwave bowl..Mom was mad at me.... no more cooking!!!

3. Politician - because I loved those cars.......and the money and the power...lol...

4. Ticket seller (any counter) - because I liked watching beautiful gals standing in the queue......pass to stare at hot gals.......lol...

5. One in the audience at a fashion show: oh my god! Hot chicks in short cloths...love to watch them....

6. An IITian : Still a dream........life rocks there........but who cares.....life rocks here too.....

7. A Super Hero: This is because of the influence of Spiderman.....lov that toon.......nd if I was him...then save a gal and get blessed with her kiss........cool deal!!plan cancelled after watching “SUPER HERO MOVIE”

8. Event manager: coz I just parties.......sort of party animal.....and in this business I would get a free pass to the party too.

9. Guitarist: coz thy get gals easily........I even took some lessons of guitar during my high school...

10. French fries vendor: because everybody loves crispy golden fries. I would be my most loyal customer!!!Love them.....

11. Racer in a Rally Championship: Cause I’m mad about driving bikes, at high speed throwing dust in air.

12. Own Apple Corporation: So that I own all apple products free of cost!!

AND THE LIST GOES ON...

i define them....

WHATS LOVE

When you see a girl and get attracted to her without an erection......

WAHTS LIFE

Something that sucks you till death.....

WHATS FOOD

Something you can insert from your mouth and swallow when you are hungry......definitely irrespective of what your tongue tells[i mean taste]

WHATS GIRL FRIEND

Your worst investment in life.........coz..you just keep on investing...and investing and investing.... and in return you get your bank statement stating "Your account has insufficient balance for further investment".....

WHATS GOD

Someone you remember only during the exam season!!!

WHATS DEVIL

Ow!!Someone in your mind and heart.......and stands beside you when you are ruining your life.....

WHATS COLLEGE

Temple of EDUCATION where GOD of enlightenment resides........lol to heavy to digest......kidding....actually it's the place where you can do anything other than studies...

WHATS EDUCATION

Something that stabs your INTELLIGENCE till death..

WHATS SOCIAL NETWORKING
The most unsocial thing available around......ummm.....i know some people would be against that!!

WHATS CELLPHONE

The most irritating and disturbing of all gadgets.......most of the time it rings when it shouldn't.. :D

WHATS FRIEND

They are the living forms of DEVILs....haha.....probably some of mine friends 'll kill me after reading this.....but one can't live without these devils....

WHATS MUSIC

Something that hurts your ear but sooth's your brain and heart....

*all definitions are from a insane kid's point of view!

if u need other definition write them in the comment or mail me.....i'll define them in my way!!!

responsible citizen!!! My first voting

It was the cold morning of 18th dec 2009 and I was 19...probably a responsible Indian citizen(as mentionend in Indian constitution)who is aware of his RIGHTS and DUTIES.Now lets move to my friends.......some of them probably don't even have their voter ID but thanx to my dad I have one.....Now on 18th we had the voting in our state.....so I was excited to caste my first ever vote(as my parents thought)....but on the other side what i thought was something in contrast.I thought who the hell is interested in standing in the long queue just to caste a single(probably....if they had given a chance to caste multiple votes.......i would have had a different thought.....) vote.Now the official voting time was from 07:00am to 03:00pm.So as I was on my holidays I woke up at......ummm....i guess at 01:00pm.....[and yes it's 01:00 'pm' don't dare to think it's a typing mistake]so i had 2 more hours left for my debut vote.Now it took me half an hour to get up from the bed and get started......so I had more 1hr 30min.Dad and Mom told me that I should go and caste my vote(as they thought I had no other works to do...)then I thought whom should I vote for??I tried hard but couldn't remember a single politician for whom I should give my so called valuable vote.....

Then I called my friend(who too had a voting ID) and asked what he was thinking....i mean is he going for voting?? and as usual he was too lazy to say YES.All this mentioned activities consimed an hour more and i had half an hour left......I looked at the watch and thought "hey! only half an hour left...damn it.......wtf.....nope not this time" and bingo! I decided that better I should stay at home and write this blog post...umm.....

So still to caste my 'DEBUT' vote..........but friend I must say don't miss any of your chances to vote.........so vote for my blog and don't forget to FOLLOW it.

IN MY WORLD OF FRIENDSHIP (To Realize)

Hi! all,time for my new post.But let me tell you that this is a simple copy paste work!!!!!!I confess that I have copied it from some site while I was randomly surfing.
But I deserve a credit too for picking up such a good post!!

To realize the value of a sister:
Ask someone who does not have one.

To realize the value of ten years:
Ask a newly Divorced couple.

To realize the value of four years:
Ask a graduate.

To realize the value of one year:
Ask a student who has failed a final exam.

To realize the value of one week:
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.

To realize the value of one hour:
Ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.

To realize the value of one minute:
Ask a person who has missed the train, bus or plane.

To realize the value of one- second:
Ask a person who has survived an accident.

To realize the value of one millisecond:
Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics.

Times waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have.

You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone special.

To realize the value of a friend: Lose one.

The New Currency Of India

Shop worth Rs 99, you give a 100 rupees note to the cashier and instead of the one rupee change he will give you an Eclairs. This is the latest trend and value of Indian Rupee.Is it harming the economy or just boosting the sales of few chocolate companies?.

It is believed that during his reign of five years (1540 -1545), Sher Shah Suri, the powerful Afghan emperor of north India, introduced the first rupee. Then, a rupee was valued to 40 copper pieces.

Over the years, the value of the Indian Rupee (INR) has changed tremendously, so much so that today a rupee is valued to two toffees (Melody/ Éclairs/ Chlor Mint).

You shop worth Rs 99/- at a store, you give a 100 rupees note to the cashier and instead of the one rupee change he will give you an Éclairs. And the most intriguing thing is that this trend does not work vice versa. Think that you bought a pencil and some drawing sheets. The billed amount was Rs 21/- and you are carrying only Rs 20/- in your pocket. You searched into your pocket and brought out a toffee and gave it to the cashier saying, “I don’t have one rupee change, so keep this toffee instead.”Although the cashier did not accept the toffee, he realized the value of a rupee.

It is not just in one shop or city, but this trend has been observed in most of the big stores and almost every place where cash transactions take place, across India. Recently at a toll tax point, the man at the counter returned to me three toffees instead of the change amount.

The question is – is the Reserve Bank of India (RBI) short of coins to supply or is this just another trick of the trade people to increase their sales? Whatever be the reason, the matter is serious. We generally overlook such things, but believe me, this is leading us all to another world of corruption. The only way out is to – say no. The next time anyone offers you toffees or chocolates, ask them for the change amount.

Most of us are annoyed by this trickery of the stores but for that matter, are we doing anything to stop this nuisance. As a matter of fact, we are supporting it by our negligence. Many a times we accept the toffees when we don’t actually eat these. Isn’t that a waste of that one rupee?

A rupee is worth much more than just a toffee. If you don’t realise it, then just notice a hungry beggar on the street who has to beg for a single rupee all day, sometimes even for days together so he can buy food for himself. He can tell you the exact value of a rupee. Ask a lady when her heart beat rises with the rising prices of grocery and domestic LPG. Ask a common man
when his budget is disturbed by the rising fuel prices and taxes.
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Ask a serviceman who has to work 12-16 hours a day just to make ends meet. Ask a small child who fills up his piggy bank every day with a rupee. They will tell you what a rupee is worth to them.

We all want to change the present scenario of our nation, but don’t know how to do it. Here we have a chance by saving a rupee. Instead of wasting that coin on a toffee, why not save it for a good cause. If each one of us save or donate one rupee, imagine what it will amount to. India being the second most populated country in the world, we can save billions of rupees each
day. Remember, “Drop by drop would make a lake”.

If you can’t stop it, at least don’t encourage it… or just be prepared for the day when World Bank will announce toffee as the new currency of India. Imagine buying a house worth 25 lakh toffees, luxury car for eight lakh toffees, television for 20,000 toffees and so on.

Sounds funny but not impossible. Think about it!!!!!......!!!!!

Three mistakes of my life

Three Mistakes of my Life

We all do mistakes in life and some blunders for which we regrate throughout our life....here I’ m listing three grave mistakes which I did……….and i feel the are the biggest mistakes i ever did........................so the confession begins........:

MISTAKE 1:Changing my school after 10^th

Ok I changed my school in 2006 after completing my 1oth(virtually completing my schooling) and went to Durgapur for my +2 studies(as my parents thought)and joined HSMS which is one of the best schools in durgapur and took some tutins for the competitive exams…..all these continued for 2 months and finally I settled in durgapur…..got my friend circle(pear circle). For the first 4-5 months I studied hard…determined to achive something….i.e. cracking the competitives and all those…..then after my class 11^th the real thing beganand I started bunking classes…first tutins and then school…..and then…..missed the tests in the school and the tutins….thus ruined my future………………and so I’m here where I shouldn’t be and doing what I myself don’t know……………

MISTAKE 2: Joining a college in Chennai

Chennai ….this place sucks…..and I have to stay here for more 3 years…..complete my B.Tech and then bye bye Chennai…..you can’t see anything good here…..everything is just so bloody nonsense type….even you don’t get food to eat and water to drink……climate is so good that you a sweating like pig anytime anywhere….no discos..pubs…restaurants….hotels….shopping malls…..and to add to the woes the city sleeps by 10:00 pm……I don`t understand how this became a …??metro??...

MISTAKE 3:Buying a Laptop

Lappy is thing that I hated from the day it was invented……but unfortunately I own one now……..and that too DELL one…..it’s so frustrating………you know I am a desktop lover from my childhood and never ever thought of buying one…..but you never know when the situations forces you to do something that you never want……and so today I have a DELL INSPIRON1545 in front of me……which I love and hate too….

Birth of an alcoholic.......

I guess it was the month of october in the year 2008when I went to my cousin`s(elder by 4 years) house for celebrating durga puja. That night nobody was at home excluding him,me and his friends. So one of his friend said that we should have beer,my cousin looked at me…..i said no probs I’ll have coke instead.

They brought kingfisher strong can for themselves and coke for me. But after sometime they insisted that I should also try some beer. I also got excited that for the first time I will be teasting beer and that too kingfisher so I also agreed and giggling we started sipping our cans.

I absolutely hated it. But would dare "okay do two swallows without a break in between!" until my can half empty. "I think I'm drunk!" and etc, you know how it goes. Suddenly the my mobbile rings! Its my dad- he said they ‘ll be back within 1 hour as it was night and cold outside and they had also visited most of the pandals!!!My cousin and I freak out! I dumped my beer down the sink(because no way could I guzzle the rest, especially at the already inebriated state I thought we were at). Then washed the sink. Then brushed our teeth with excessive amounts of toothpaste.

But we were SURE they could smell beer in the air so we were in a state of fear. So my cousin starts sprayin room freshner as I dump the plastic bags full of beer can some where far from the house. We now have a bag full of popcorn which was for eatin g while drinking. We're standing awkwardly in the kitchen. Still too suspicious. So we rush in sitting room and put on any DVD of some movie I guess “Jane Tu Ya Jane Na”. We start the disc halfway through. We finally are able to act relaxed just as my and my cousin's parents enter.

Now... when we meet we drink sometimes in restaurent on in bar but never in home….also in I some times drink with my friends here…………….I have also tasted Long Island Iced Tea, Blue MF, Apple Martini….and I want to increase my list……………………….

MERA PAHELA PAHELA CIGERATTE

It was10th July 2009 and was eighteen and enamored with the idea of beatniks, and I wanted to identify with them. I fantasized about hanging out in coffee houses, riding bike at 90km/hr at least and casually puffing away at a cigarette. So I was determined to hold my first cigarette between my fingers. I went to the neighborhood panwala shop and bought a GOLDFLAKE KINGS and a match box………then I came to my room and was ready for the big thing for the first time. I lit one. I couldn't really believe I was doing it. In my whole 17 years of life I had felt nothing but disgust for habit but after coming college I thought I must give it a try and here I was doing the same thing. It tasted weird. I wondered how you were supposed to inhale. It seemed awkward and foreign to my sensibilities when I held it to my face with the smoke curling into my eyes. Very tentatively I sucked on the tip. Instantly I felt dizzy and my chemistry changed. I told myself that 'Well, that was fun, so now I know. I need this in my life' and I dismissed it . The next day, right around the same time, I got to thinking it would feel good to do it again. This time, I lay down so that I wouldn't get so dizzy. By the third and fourth day, I told myself, 'I can't believe this is happening.' My body and emotions had begun to crave these little smoking sessions. It had nothing to do with my social life, it was just my own secret "feel good" thing. It gave me something to look forward to each day. Soon, I began having two of these sessions per day, and then three or more. I did not actually introduce it into my social life until 26th July 2009 i.e. my 19th birthday. I told all my friends that I had started the big thing ….smoking…..most of my smoker friends congratulated me and some of my friends told me to get rid of this awful habit but guess what I surprised them when I told them that I `ll continue smoking only for 1 year and quit it in third year of my engineering. All of them said'pagal ho gaya hai kya …. Nahi chor payega'.I thought, 'Wow. I'm grown up now. I am being told that it is an okay thing for me to do but the challenge lay ahead next year when the time comes to quit it' and I puffed away one more cigarette burning all the tensions.