Again I'm ready to post something weird for the non-insane tribe over there, but if you are an insane enough to accept the Bare Biological Bottom line that we are men and we don't understand any thing but SEX, the best combination possible with 3 English characters.
All that what Shakespeare wrote about love is nothing but an illusion, like a love bubble.We are simple,we are raw and yes we are like wild monkeys[we love to follow our greatest ancestor].So,never say a guy a Nymphomaniac because when you think for adjectives for a male it's so obvious that he would be a nympho.It's as much obvious as 'n' comes after 'm' in the English Dictionary.
Every time some guy propose a girl there is just one thing in his mind, "Which motel should I take her?", irrespective of whatever he may be blabbering out of his mouth.You are not gonna go and tell her: "Hey doll face, would you like to have sex sometime?" She's gonna freak out ,scream and slap/stab you,if she doesn't you got the right Monkey in the jungle.
Here are some insane pickup line you can throw at insane girls who got some assets in their head too(just remember surprise her and you get the base) :
Even the oldest ritual to propose a girl is to kneel and ask her.....now just think why would a man kneel?? just to reach the temple of low men!!...
All that what Shakespeare wrote about love is nothing but an illusion, like a love bubble.We are simple,we are raw and yes we are like wild monkeys[we love to follow our greatest ancestor].So,never say a guy a Nymphomaniac because when you think for adjectives for a male it's so obvious that he would be a nympho.It's as much obvious as 'n' comes after 'm' in the English Dictionary.
Every time some guy propose a girl there is just one thing in his mind, "Which motel should I take her?", irrespective of whatever he may be blabbering out of his mouth.You are not gonna go and tell her: "Hey doll face, would you like to have sex sometime?" She's gonna freak out ,scream and slap/stab you,if she doesn't you got the right Monkey in the jungle.
Here are some insane pickup line you can throw at insane girls who got some assets in their head too(just remember surprise her and you get the base) :
- Would you help me with my experiment to spread our species on Earth?
- Send her a text with 143 characters,if she decodes it run to her house...
- The old school trick : Get her drunk(not wasted) and she would PRE-POSE!!
- I feel like grabbing some coconuts lately.
- Hey your twins seem to have grown,they do need some observation...
- McDonald don't serve mcguffies so here I'm!!
- Your skin is glowing...or are your Lady Lamps??
- [in a restaurant]You : Do you serve cat meat??....Waiter : No ......You : Then I think I'll grab dinner at home(looking at the girl).
- Your smile is awesome....just reminded me of your vertical lips!!!
- Hey!! I think there would be snowfall on Mount Pleasant tonight..
Even the oldest ritual to propose a girl is to kneel and ask her.....now just think why would a man kneel?? just to reach the temple of low men!!...
