True Love Is Ominous.......

Well, today I was at this mall with my friends when a group of girls enters, as obvious we scanned them and parsed them into our data base.So as a matter of fact there was this quite a hot glam girl who prevailed upon me....my eyeballs totally got glued on her for  like next 20 minutes or so.But then the tragedy happened, my eyeballs traced another girl, well not as hot as the earlier one...still I don't know what attracted me to her.It's like in next one minute this pretty girl eclipses all other girls along with the hot girl..!!!
I watched her for next 3hrs approx, even she watched me staring at her a couple of times.....damn, those moments when the eyes met it was like I go blank(similar to when I'm wasted)....I felt like numb!!Then she leaves the mall with her friends, even gave me the "goodbye look" before leaving the mall, but I was so dumb that I never said anything to her....not even tried to approach her.After she left I started feeling bad,bad that I missed her,missed the only chance to get her bio-data, so even after so much we remain two strangers but I promised myself that I would never let this repeat....never ever in future!!

List of Ominous Feelings I still feel:

• Was it the so called true love?
• Was it my another crush, if it was a crush why didn't it happened on the hot girl!!
• Am I ever going to meet her again?
• Was she the one!?....did I totally missed her??
• and so many more whys!!

When I told my friends about her, they mocked me(thanks to my image) but I feel this was the first real feeling I ever felt.I usually scan and parse the girls in a bottom-up approach but for her even this got reversed,I remained stuck on her face.....never went for the complete Top-Down parsing.

List of things I'll do to get rid of her:

• Get wasted!
• Eat turkey/chicken
• Watch some movies...if possible a sci-fi only!
• Do Google/Bing/Yahoo searches with "Safe Search as OFF"
• Call someone before getting wasted and telling her the whole story!!
• Sleep 12hr or more.

The girl even satisfied my definition for true love: Definition of Love . So what torments me is that is all my feelings real like she was??Right now I'm sad,perplexed and terribly sleepy[I have been awake for last 48 hrs!]

Bare Biological Bottom line.....

Again I'm ready to post something weird for the non-insane tribe over there, but if you are an insane enough to accept the Bare Biological Bottom line that we are men and we don't understand any thing but SEX, the best combination possible with 3 English characters.

All that what Shakespeare wrote about love is nothing but an illusion, like a love bubble.We are simple,we are raw and yes we are like wild monkeys[we love to follow our greatest ancestor].So,never say a guy a Nymphomaniac because when you think for adjectives for a male it's so obvious that he would be a nympho.It's as much obvious as 'n' comes after 'm' in the English Dictionary.
Every time some guy propose a girl there is just one thing in his mind, "Which motel should I take her?", irrespective of whatever he may be blabbering out of his mouth.You are not gonna go and tell her: "Hey doll face, would you like to have sex sometime?" She's gonna freak out ,scream and slap/stab you,if she doesn't you got the right Monkey in the jungle.
Here are some insane pickup line you can throw at insane girls who got some assets in their head too(just remember surprise her and you get the base) :

• Would you help me with my experiment to spread our species on Earth?
• Send her a text with 143 characters,if she decodes it run to her house...
• The old school trick : Get her drunk(not wasted) and she would PRE-POSE!!
• I feel like grabbing some coconuts lately.
• Hey your twins seem to have grown,they do need some observation...
• McDonald don't serve mcguffies so here I'm!!
• Your skin is glowing...or are your Lady Lamps??
• [in a restaurant]You : Do you serve cat meat??....Waiter : No ......You : Then I think I'll grab dinner at home(looking at the girl).
• Your smile is awesome....just reminded me of your vertical lips!!!
• Hey!! I think there would be snowfall on Mount Pleasant tonight..

Caution : Those above are some example...be creative...cook something up for your dinner!! 
Even the oldest ritual to propose a girl is to kneel and ask her.....now just think why would a man kneel?? just to reach the temple of low men!!...