MOM greetings from Insane Kid

Sunday, May 13, 2012



Mother's Day - Another day coined to greet and gift mom. Well is one day really enough to thank that one person who really sets example for "unconditional love"??

Right from my days of walking on four stark naked to roaming on roads in tee and jeans mom is the person I took granted for.From the days of peeing in diapers to getting high in pubs she is the one who seems always happy just seeing me around.

But don't think everyday was a happy bright day... I did get my quota of slaps/ear pulls/tongue lashes(scolding) and punishments for doing shit at times but would stand to save me from thrashing from dad  and at times she hugged and kissed me for the tiniest good thing I would do.

She strive to gimme the best of everything (even the best of KFC.....she has promised me next time I go home) and fulfilled my never ending demands of CASH and KIND!!

The thing that amazes me is even after all these love and kindness she pours upon me she asks nothing in return and always prays and wishes for me!!

Oh and the awesome deals she keeps throwing to me makes my life a carnival...how can I forget them!!I can share a couple:
  • If I score good in school finals I would get any pen I want(most of the time it was an "add gel" though)
  • If I study till midnight for a week 1000bucks (during my +2).
  • If I return home before midnight I get a pack of cigs (during college home coming holidays).
  • She even offered me a room freshener so that I don't have to run out of house every time I needed a smoke..... and there are lot more.
And even today I screamed at her for waking me up at 8am with her call....but I know tomorrow morning she 'll call again....I just can't get her enough angry on me!! :P

Every little mistake or blunders I have done she knows and still she is the one who has high hopes from me!

So love you MOM for all your love,care,finger licking good food and all the cash you have given me when I needed them!!

and DAD don't envy mom if you read this......I love you both....just keep calm till "Father's Day" :D :D





Haunting Holidays

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Arn't vacations and holidays supposed to be for fun...but things really tend to go off track for me.This time my college threw us a "30 days mega vacation package" and it turned out to be "30 days of Haunting Holy Damn Days".
Well when we received the news I was as happy as hell like all others...but then one day the day came when I had to board the train that would vomit me home.For some days I was extasic(believe me I was more than happy)...but then soon the holidays seemed haunting me,I started counting days left in my vacation...every night the moon made me happy reminding me 1 more day is gone.
So I thought of making a list of what I got and what I missed during holidays.
I got:
# Thing(s) that made me extasic.
# Free finger licking food.
# The good old friends.
# The Television with cartoon.
# Long road tours.

I missed
# The hellaluya Metallica Concert!!!....still can't believe I missed it.
# My friend Potol's supplies[I owe u mate].
# Bad shitty crap food[by me & my roomies].

So I found that actually my life was kinda good at home.....but nothing good lures me for long until it "comes in bottle" with an expiry date.

#I had this in my draft and forgot to actually publish it!!It was to be published on 21/10/2011#

True Love Is Ominous.......

Wednesday, April 20, 2011


Well, today I was at this mall with my friends when a group of girls enters, as obvious we scanned them and parsed them into our data base.So as a matter of fact there was this quite a hot glam girl who prevailed upon me....my eyeballs totally got glued on her for  like next 20 minutes or so.But then the tragedy happened, my eyeballs traced another girl, well not as hot as the earlier one...still I don't know what attracted me to her.It's like in next one minute this pretty girl eclipses all other girls along with the hot girl..!!!
I watched her for next 3hrs approx, even she watched me staring at her a couple of times.....damn, those moments when the eyes met it was like I go blank(similar to when I'm wasted)....I felt like numb!!Then she leaves the mall with her friends, even gave me the "goodbye look" before leaving the mall, but I was so dumb that I never said anything to her....not even tried to approach her.After she left I started feeling bad,bad that I missed her,missed the only chance to get her bio-data, so even after so much we remain two strangers but I promised myself that I would never let this repeat....never ever in future!!

List of Ominous Feelings I still feel:
  • Was it the so called true love?
  • Was it my another crush, if it was a crush why didn't it happened on the hot girl!!
  • Am I ever going to meet her again?
  • Was she the one!?....did I totally missed her??
  • and so many more whys!!
When I told my friends about her, they mocked me(thanks to my image) but I feel this was the first real feeling I ever felt.I usually scan and parse the girls in a bottom-up approach but for her even this got reversed,I remained stuck on her face.....never went for the complete Top-Down parsing.

List of things I'll do to get rid of her:
  • Get wasted!
  • Eat turkey/chicken
  • Watch some movies...if possible a sci-fi only!
  • Do Google/Bing/Yahoo searches with "Safe Search as OFF"
  • Call someone before getting wasted and telling her the whole story!!
  • Sleep 12hr or more.
The girl even satisfied my definition for true love: Definition of Love . So what torments me is that is all my feelings real like she was??Right now I'm sad,perplexed and terribly sleepy[I have been awake for last 48 hrs!]

Bare Biological Bottom line.....

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Again I'm ready to post something weird for the non-insane tribe over there, but if you are an insane enough to accept the Bare Biological Bottom line that we are men and we don't understand any thing but SEX, the best combination possible with 3 English characters.

All that what Shakespeare wrote about love is nothing but an illusion, like a love bubble.We are simple,we are raw and yes we are like wild monkeys[we love to follow our greatest ancestor].So,never say a guy a Nymphomaniac because when you think for adjectives for a male it's so obvious that he would be a nympho.It's as much obvious as 'n' comes after 'm' in the English Dictionary.
Every time some guy propose a girl there is just one thing in his mind, "Which motel should I take her?", irrespective of whatever he may be blabbering out of his mouth.You are not gonna go and tell her: "Hey doll face, would you like to have sex sometime?" She's gonna freak out ,scream and slap/stab you,if she doesn't you got the right Monkey in the jungle.
Here are some insane pickup line you can throw at insane girls who got some assets in their head too(just remember surprise her and you get the base) :
  • Would you help me with my experiment to spread our species on Earth?
  • Send her a text with 143 characters,if she decodes it run to her house...
  • The old school trick : Get her drunk(not wasted) and she would PRE-POSE!!
  • I feel like grabbing some coconuts lately.
  • Hey your twins seem to have grown,they do need some observation...
  • McDonald don't serve mcguffies so here I'm!!
  • Your skin is glowing...or are your Lady Lamps??
  • [in a restaurant]You : Do you serve cat meat??....Waiter : No ......You : Then I think I'll grab dinner at home(looking at the girl).
  • Your smile is awesome....just reminded me of your vertical lips!!!
  • Hey!! I think there would be snowfall on Mount Pleasant tonight..
Caution : Those above are some example...be creative...cook something up for your dinner!! 
Even the oldest ritual to propose a girl is to kneel and ask her.....now just think why would a man kneel?? just to reach the temple of low men!!...

single/taken???

Saturday, October 23, 2010



Well this post is for all those single dudes and dudettes who are awesome and single....well may be just awesome 'll work.Any way roll your eyes down and have fun reading.
The other day I was chating with someone when she asked me if I'm single and I had to reply with YES...and then I also said her that probably it's my fukin fate that I'm single and I'll die too alone... coz trust me sometimes being single sucks...any way for rest of the times believe me "If you are single you are envied by the mingled(taken) ones"!!
Back to point so she told me that never mind may be it's just I haven't met the right girl.....at that very moment the idea for this post banged my head."You haven't met the right girl" the fav quote for all losers but even it's incomplete.. so filled up some spaces and completed the so called QUOTE.
Following are the possible combination I came up with:

#You haven't met the right girl to sit and have coffee with!!
#You haven't met the right girl to exchange text with!!
#You haven't met the right girl to snap pics with!!
#You haven't met the right girl to party out with!!
#You haven't met the right girl to stare blankly at the sky with!!
#You haven't met the right girl to share popcorn bucket with!!
#You haven't met the right girl to dry up your bank balance with!!
#You haven't met the right girl to chat on cell with!!
#You haven't met the right girl to play the kiss kiss bang bang with!!
#You havens met the right girl to make a book titled '50 things I hate/like about you' with!!
#You haven't met the right girl to dedicate songs to!!
#You haven't met the right girl to flirt with!!
#You haven't met the right girl to call for surprise with!!.... and the list goes on...and on..

But as I have mentioned that there are times when you are out looking for real chunk of LOVE(check what's love) you need that girl so instead of grinning sitting in front of your stupid laptop move your ass get out and go MINGLE......and once you meet that "SOMEONE" start to envy those who are single 'coz being single sucks rockz...confused!!!!

Nomenclature....

Thursday, July 29, 2010




Hi! people out here....pretty long time I've been silent but now that I speak again I shall yell some band names(strongly  & strangely irrespective of  genre) which remain Missed out by the minds out there behind the recording studio.So here I serve them ready to be grabbed:


BOVINE TEMPER

SPLATTER EFFECT

STERILE TRACHEA

FOSSIL'S BED

ACOUSTIC CUSS

CRASHED & BURNT

SKELETON CORSET

RANDOM HARMONICS

ADVANCED BASS

RECYCLED RHYTHM

HATE-BREED PRAYER

DEATH JOURNEY


EXPERIMENT NO.13

POPULATING HELL

BARKING DOG

COLD & BRITTLE

SPOONFUL BLOOD

RHYTHMIC CURSE

FULL MOON DAY

BINARY MIND

GRAVITY CALLING

PRANK RHYTHMS

TWO DECADES

GRAVE FOR MY GIRL

BARBIE BITCH

HALF-FINGERED ASS

CLOWN TEARS

NO FANS NO FOLLOWERS

PARANOID LOVE

LOVE ME TILL I BLEED

TAPOUT DEATH

FLUSHED LYRICS

TENSILE VOCAL

RENAME US

FILTHY FRET

RELOADED RUST

GENIUS FOOLS

SMALL OCEANS

ZODIAC ZOMBIE

206 BROKEN

EQUAL2ZERO

SLICED SOUL

BOO LOVERS

MELODIC BEGGAR

THIRSTY THROAT

VOCAL TORTURE

FAKE FACE

BELCHING MOUTH

BLOOD RED HAND

SMOKED AND BUSTED

INSANELY thinking.....

Saturday, April 17, 2010



Long time and I'm back.Not basically back but i wanted to make a post in this blog before I go for a Cyber Holiday(sorry internet the real world needs me.....i need to fight with a monster called EXAMS).The word "INSANE" for me is an example of perfect combination of 6 alphabets.I just wanna say that being insane is not an option for me but it's inside me and I love being insane.So here comes the post for this summer:_:

6 most insane thoughts of INSANEKID:
1.Lets begin with love birds..your face brings death to me and everyday i can't die to live......boring
2.The currency should be made of some organic stuff....so that they can have sex and multiply
3.I can bet 100 bucks on this one.....one can enjoy better sex life when he/she is single....committed creatures sucks
4.You have sleeping problems??throw the sleeping pills in the dustbin and grab a course/study material....you can fall asleep soon
5.I'm pretty sure that I'm unqualified for heaven and disqualified from hell...that's why I'm shitting around on EARTH
6.Penis/Vagina should be the official sixth sense.They talk about sense organs and they forget the most basic one....sucks

who got nailed!!??......

Friday, March 5, 2010



Boss to secretary-"we'll go abroad for a week for a meeting,make arrangements".

Secretary calls her husband and says-"I and my boss are going for a meeting abroad for a week,you look after yourself".

Husband calls secret lover and says-"My wife's going abroad for a week,so let's spend the week together".

The secret lover calls the small boy for whom she takes tuition and says-"i have work for a week,so you need no come to class during this week".

Small boy to his dear grandpa-"grandpa,i do not have class this week because the teacher's busy,so let's spend the time together".


The grandpa(who's the boss)calls the secretary and says-"meeting is canceled.I'm spending the week with my grandson".

The secretary calls her husband says-"trip canceled.I'm coming back home".

The husband calls his secret lover and says-"you can't come home this week,my wife's trip is canceled".

The secret lover calls the little boy and says-"this week you have your classes as usual".

The little boy calls his grandpa-"sorry grandpa,my teacher says this week i have to attend classes".

Grandpa(boss) calls his secretary an says-"Don't worry.arrange for the meeting this week,we'll go".


now guess next what happens.......

Insane Kid's profile

Wednesday, January 27, 2010



Ummm... ok.... so we all have one or more(coz i know there are people with fake accounts) accounts in probably one or more so called fukin social networking sites.....lol....coz these sites really make the people unsocial........spending time hooking up at this shit when you should be actually socially active.....haha.......from my personal experience i can tell that.
Now while we sign up for these so called Social Networking sites we need to fill a stupid INFO form.......so here is how the INSANE kid fill's up this form:
User Name : Insane kid
Password:xxxxxxxxxx[lol....super secure 10 char password]

First Name : Insane
Second Name : Kid
Sex : Human with a dick
Birthday : Wednesday [thts birthDAY.....why give date??]
Hometown : Your Brain[not heart]
Interested in : Straight Gals[sorry gays and lesbians]
Political View : Total shit.........hate politics
Religious View : Ok! remember GOD before xam results
Activity : Social Networking......
Interests : Interested in total insanity.........[insane kid]
Favourite Music : Breaking Benjamin & Bullet for my valentine.......[don't write a bunch...coz nly fav]
Favourite TV Show : Only the ads in between the shows...hate all shows....
Favourite Movies : Any movie with a hot actress......no body cares about the story shit!
Favourite Book : Some novels......
Favourite Quotation : Born normal but you made me insane......[if the "you" reads this "you" will understand]
About Me : U wanna know abt me..... add me....or txt me!

nd finally this profile belongs to insane kid....so don't try to copy this.....

Declaimer:Guys and gals........stop Social Networking and start being Social............coz someday you 'll fukin realize tht this Social Networking shit has made you totally unsocial.......

do I love u or like u????I'm confused

Saturday, January 23, 2010



Well I was not thinking over this topic and it came out all of a sudden, I knew what I was writing about. But then, when I wrote it all, I wasn’t sure!
i mean you are never sure over this love life or so called romantic topics.......you just can’t be!
When you are thinking about a girl, you can never be sure!! Well, 'thinking’ about her is just one thing.
You are not sure even when you write,talk, listen, read, drink, eat, watch,breathe,text,call etc..... etc...... about girls.
Oh! Oh!wait.....wait...I think I’m even not sure about how to do half of the things I mentioned above.!!They just freak me out....I go blank....like a bullet was shot right in my brain..
But then, as guys are, I tried to be sure. So, I tried to do some ‘analytical research’. I wonder if all the guys do it but I am sure that they all 'll agree on this.
I got to know that, it’s not only the guys who are not sure about girls. Instead, the reasearch in itself gave me a reason. The conclusion of the research was very strange!!!!.........
Let me be SURE about this that i’m[insane kid] not accusing anyone here.It's just an outbrust of of what I feel...and not what I want to feel....
And the other person not sure about a girl is, off course,without doubt, the girl herself......even girls are confused about the guy factor..!! :O
Want some proof!! I got it for you.
* the girl wants the guy to be serious for her, if at all, but when a guy happens to be, he is IGNORED ......... kicked on his ass.....
* And if the guy is of the other type, why then when the guy flirts or tries to flirt, you go ‘ eeeEEEWWWWW!! How cheap..!!’and aain the guy gets kicked on his ass.........
* Keep on cursing the boys. ‘Boys are this,boys are that and all of them are the same...........and the list is too long to write down.’But then why always end up dating a guy?This above fact might not be true for the dating thing, but for sure every girl starts liking a guy one day..!!!irrespective of what she feels.........
Or may be not…
You know what I mean..?
* Confused, if someone asks something. I mean when it is not thought of.Lets take an example. And this is a real life example, not including me.
Vish:‘Hey !Avni I needed to talk.’[Avni I mean Avnika is the girl]
Avni:‘Yeah . VishSay it.’[Vish I mean Vishalis the guy]
Vish:Well I'm confused about how to say it!!.....
Avni:Hey don't worry....just say it dude!!
Vish:ummm.........ok...how to start..........I have been trying for a girl for a while........
Avni:Oh!......really...great....so who is the lucky girl.......
Vish:C'mon......don't know...she too know everything......but tries to avoid all the time.....
Avni:humm........ok.........keep me informed......if u succeed i need a party!!!!
Vish:omg.......this is total shit!!!shit...shit.....
Avni:What happened????You don't want to tell... no probs......
Vish:Hey!!! you just told me to inform the dead body that it has been murdered........
Avni:What????
Vish:You don't understand any thing...........really!!
Avni:I'm CONFUSED.....you called me the dead body!!
Vish:So what did you get about the murder??
Avni:You mean I murdered myself!!!!!!suicide!!!
Vish:You are a dumbass!!!!You understand everything but you never let me know that!!...
Avni:Dude i'm not that intelligent......please be straight forward.....
Vish:Ok...you just now ruined my KILLER proposal....so.....now your way.....‘Well,ummmmmm…I love you......’
Avni:‘Oh!’ Now what to say? :O
*After few long seconds of being in a shock and not even thinking about what to say,she opens up again.
Avni:‘I…I’msorry Vish,but I never thought about you like that.’.....I mean you were flirting with me thats ok....but this is all of a sudden........
*After some time, when the guy is ignored for a few days, the girls actually realizes the truth.She actually doesn’t like ignoring him! But , instead, she likes him!
*So, she finds a suitable situation, she finally talks to him.
Avni:‘ HEy Vish?’‘ I wonder if I should say this or not….’ still not sure..? ‘…but, I wanted to tell this to you.’
Vish:‘yup....…go on.’
Avni:‘Ilove you too.’
But you may still say, “It was a happy ending afterall.”
Well, yes. But real life would be a little less miserable for everyone,if you be sure.
I say everyone, because even guys would feel better.
To say the least, it’s not unknown, that guys have a tendency to think about girls. Yes , we think about you, but we are sure about what we are thinking about you, what our feelings are, but not about what you think.
And to end it, as every girl realizes in the end(I suppose!), not every guy is same as no girl is..!
So guys and gals.........time to grow up........just be confident....else......you know in real life the story may change......probably you would live to witness your gf/bf........hanging out with some one else..

My confession-:- List of thrashed dreams!!

Friday, January 22, 2010




If today is my last day and tomorrow would be too late....so time for some confession...
Actually it's the confession of WHAT I WANTED TO BECOME.........and today when I’m writing this virtually I’m mocking of me.coz what I’m doing now is way.....way far from what I wanted to be as a child!!!

Here's the list: (arranged in random order)

1. Teacher: coz as a kid (remember this) I loved all the teachers....but as I reached high school things changed....believe me now I hate them.... sucks!!!!

2. Chef (that's what I used to think till my last home coming) - because I loved making chicken...noodles....and some finishers...........but this home coming I broke two microwave bowl..Mom was mad at me.... no more cooking!!!

3. Politician - because I loved those cars.......and the money and the power...lol...

4. Ticket seller (any counter) - because I liked watching beautiful gals standing in the queue......pass to stare at hot gals.......lol...

5. One in the audience at a fashion show: oh my god! Hot chicks in short cloths...love to watch them....

6. An IITian : Still a dream........life rocks there........but who cares.....life rocks here too.....

7. A Super Hero: This is because of the influence of Spiderman.....lov that toon.......nd if I was him...then save a gal and get blessed with her kiss........cool deal!!plan cancelled after watching “SUPER HERO MOVIE”

8. Event manager: coz I just parties.......sort of party animal.....and in this business I would get a free pass to the party too.

9. Guitarist: coz thy get gals easily........I even took some lessons of guitar during my high school...

10. French fries vendor: because everybody loves crispy golden fries. I would be my most loyal customer!!!Love them.....

11. Racer in a Rally Championship: Cause I’m mad about driving bikes, at high speed throwing dust in air.

12. Own Apple Corporation: So that I own all apple products free of cost!!

AND THE LIST GOES ON...

i define them....

Wednesday, January 20, 2010




WHATS LOVE

When you see a girl and get attracted to her without an erection......

WAHTS LIFE

Something that sucks you till death.....

WHATS FOOD

Something you can insert from your mouth and swallow when you are hungry......definitely irrespective of what your tongue tells[i mean taste]

WHATS GIRL FRIEND

Your worst investment in life.........coz..you just keep on investing...and investing and investing.... and in return you get your bank statement stating "Your account has insufficient balance for further investment".....

WHATS GOD

Someone you remember only during the exam season!!!

WHATS DEVIL

Ow!!Someone in your mind and heart.......and stands beside you when you are ruining your life.....

WHATS COLLEGE

Temple of EDUCATION where GOD of enlightenment resides........lol to heavy to digest......kidding....actually it's the place where you can do anything other than studies...

WHATS EDUCATION

Something that stabs your INTELLIGENCE till death..

WHATS SOCIAL NETWORKING
The most unsocial thing available around......ummm.....i know some people would be against that!!

WHATS CELLPHONE

The most irritating and disturbing of all gadgets.......most of the time it rings when it shouldn't.. :D

WHATS FRIEND

They are the living forms of DEVILs....haha.....probably some of mine friends 'll kill me after reading this.....but one can't live without these devils....

WHATS MUSIC

Something that hurts your ear but sooth's your brain and heart....

*all definitions are from a insane kid's point of view!

if u need other definition write them in the comment or mail me.....i'll define them in my way!!!

responsible citizen!!! My first voting




It was the cold morning of 18th dec 2009 and I was 19...probably a responsible Indian citizen(as mentionend in Indian constitution)who is aware of his RIGHTS and DUTIES.Now lets move to my friends.......some of them probably don't even have their voter ID but thanx to my dad I have one.....Now on 18th we had the voting in our state.....so I was excited to caste my first ever vote(as my parents thought)....but on the other side what i thought was something in contrast.I thought who the hell is interested in standing in the long queue just to caste a single(probably....if they had given a chance to caste multiple votes.......i would have had a different thought.....) vote.Now the official voting time was from 07:00am to 03:00pm.So as I was on my holidays I woke up at......ummm....i guess at 01:00pm.....[and yes it's 01:00 'pm' don't dare to think it's a typing mistake]so i had 2 more hours left for my debut vote.Now it took me half an hour to get up from the bed and get started......so I had more 1hr 30min.Dad and Mom told me that I should go and caste my vote(as they thought I had no other works to do...)then I thought whom should I vote for??I tried hard but couldn't remember a single politician for whom I should give my so called valuable vote.....
Then I called my friend(who too had a voting ID) and asked what he was thinking....i mean is he going for voting?? and as usual he was too lazy to say YES.All this mentioned activities consimed an hour more and i had half an hour left......I looked at the watch and thought "hey! only half an hour left...damn it.......wtf.....nope not this time" and bingo! I decided that better I should stay at home and write this blog post...umm.....
So still to caste my 'DEBUT' vote..........but friend I must say don't miss any of your chances to vote.........so vote for my blog and don't forget to FOLLOW it.

IN MY WORLD OF FRIENDSHIP (To Realize)

Sunday, September 6, 2009


Hi! all,time for my new post.But let me tell you that this is a simple copy paste work!!!!!!I confess that I have copied it from some site while I was randomly surfing.
But I deserve a credit too for picking up such a good post!!

To realize the value of a sister:
Ask someone who does not have one.

To realize the value of ten years:
Ask a newly Divorced couple.

To realize the value of four years:
Ask a graduate.

To realize the value of one year:
Ask a student who has failed a final exam.

To realize the value of one week:
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.

To realize the value of one hour:
Ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.

To realize the value of one minute:
Ask a person who has missed the train, bus or plane.

To realize the value of one- second:
Ask a person who has survived an accident.

To realize the value of one millisecond:
Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics.

Times waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have.

You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone special.

To realize the value of a friend: Lose one.

The New Currency Of India

Sunday, August 23, 2009


Shop worth Rs 99, you give a 100 rupees note to the cashier and instead of the one rupee change he will give you an Eclairs. This is the latest trend and value of Indian Rupee.Is it harming the economy or just boosting the sales of few chocolate companies?.

It is believed that during his reign of five years (1540 -1545), Sher Shah Suri, the powerful Afghan emperor of north India, introduced the first rupee. Then, a rupee was valued to 40 copper pieces.

Over the years, the value of the Indian Rupee (INR) has changed tremendously, so much so that today a rupee is valued to two toffees (Melody/ Éclairs/ Chlor Mint).

You shop worth Rs 99/- at a store, you give a 100 rupees note to the cashier and instead of the one rupee change he will give you an Éclairs. And the most intriguing thing is that this trend does not work vice versa. Think that you bought a pencil and some drawing sheets. The billed amount was Rs 21/- and you are carrying only Rs 20/- in your pocket. You searched into your pocket and brought out a toffee and gave it to the cashier saying, “I don’t have one rupee change, so keep this toffee instead.”Although the cashier did not accept the toffee, he realized the value of a rupee.

It is not just in one shop or city, but this trend has been observed in most of the big stores and almost every place where cash transactions take place, across India. Recently at a toll tax point, the man at the counter returned to me three toffees instead of the change amount.

The question is – is the Reserve Bank of India (RBI) short of coins to supply or is this just another trick of the trade people to increase their sales? Whatever be the reason, the matter is serious. We generally overlook such things, but believe me, this is leading us all to another world of corruption. The only way out is to – say no. The next time anyone offers you toffees or chocolates, ask them for the change amount.

Most of us are annoyed by this trickery of the stores but for that matter, are we doing anything to stop this nuisance. As a matter of fact, we are supporting it by our negligence. Many a times we accept the toffees when we don’t actually eat these. Isn’t that a waste of that one rupee?

A rupee is worth much more than just a toffee. If you don’t realise it, then just notice a hungry beggar on the street who has to beg for a single rupee all day, sometimes even for days together so he can buy food for himself. He can tell you the exact value of a rupee. Ask a lady when her heart beat rises with the rising prices of grocery and domestic LPG. Ask a common man
when his budget is disturbed by the rising fuel prices and taxes.
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Ask a serviceman who has to work 12-16 hours a day just to make ends meet. Ask a small child who fills up his piggy bank every day with a rupee. They will tell you what a rupee is worth to them.

We all want to change the present scenario of our nation, but don’t know how to do it. Here we have a chance by saving a rupee. Instead of wasting that coin on a toffee, why not save it for a good cause. If each one of us save or donate one rupee, imagine what it will amount to. India being the second most populated country in the world, we can save billions of rupees each
day. Remember, “Drop by drop would make a lake”.

If you can’t stop it, at least don’t encourage it… or just be prepared for the day when World Bank will announce toffee as the new currency of India. Imagine buying a house worth 25 lakh toffees, luxury car for eight lakh toffees, television for 20,000 toffees and so on.

Sounds funny but not impossible. Think about it!!!!!......!!!!!